Taxi Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Big tipper' gets a taxi before everybody else.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Follow that cab!'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.

Hailing a Taxi

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

Europa and the Bull

Where’s Santa?

"I'm fifty pence short...can you back-up a bit?"

'Did you whistle?'

Dog Crossing

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Family traits.

Quick, follow that star

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

All You Can Eat

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'Go to Hell'

"How much if I pedal?"

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

One Man and Two Trucks

Now Arriving

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

All-way stops.

Elephant Taxi Emergency

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Zero Fuel Taxis

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".