Taxi Tale Lover T-Shirts

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Follow that cab!'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Free Little Library

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Uber Files

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

Where’s Santa?

'Did you whistle?'

'Did you whistle?'

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

Europa and the Bull

Hailing a Taxi

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Portly man with hands full asked to jump onto the roof of the bus