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One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Benefits of Living Abroad

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

Aeneas

Brunhilda

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'Did you whistle?'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Where’s Santa?

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

Europa and the Bull

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Hailing a Taxi

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"