Taxi Tales Explorer Mugs

Uber Files

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Benefits of Living Abroad

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

Brunhilda

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

Aeneas

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'Did you whistle?'

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Where’s Santa?

Hailing a Taxi

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Europa and the Bull

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Through the Looking Glass - The Messenger and the King.