Taxi Tales Collector Mugs

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'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Go to Hell'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Brothers Grimm

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Uber Files

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Where’s Santa?

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Did you whistle?'

"It was just an anecdote we told this Aesop guy! We didn't imagine he would write about it and that the story would go viral!"

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Europa and the Bull

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Hailing a Taxi

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."