Taxi Tales Lover Mugs

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Subway Thrillers

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Go to Hell'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Uber Files

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Did you whistle?'

Where’s Santa?

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'Did you whistle?'

Hailing a Taxi

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

Europa and the Bull

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"