Taxi Tales Lover Pillows

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Subway Thrillers

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Uber Files

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Did you whistle?'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Where’s Santa?

'Did you whistle?'

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Europa and the Bull

Hailing a Taxi

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"