Taxi Tales Fan Mugs

'Go to Hell'

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Quick, follow that star

Subway Thrillers

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Elephant Taxi Emergency

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Uber Files

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'Did you whistle?'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Did you whistle?'

Where’s Santa?

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

Europa and the Bull

Hailing a Taxi

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"