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'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Subway Thrillers

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Uber Files

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Baron de Munchausen

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Where’s Santa?

'Did you whistle?'

'Did you whistle?'

Hailing a Taxi

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

'Had that Charlie Dimmock bird in the back the other day, messin' about with my rear screen washer she was...'

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Europa and the Bull

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

"How do you know my brake lights weren't working - you destroyed the evidence."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"