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Car with upright Christmas tree.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do not pass.

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Go to Hell'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

All-way stops.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'And he wants to be a road block!'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'