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I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'Go to Hell'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

All-way stops.

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Speed Limit.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Clark gets nailed.

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

Bigfoot gets yet another speeding ticket.

Geese can be very inconsiderate --- They honk and tailgate.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

People of low social status next 4 exits.

'And he wants to be a road block!'

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

'Carpal tunnel alert'