Traffic Tales Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for your traffic tales connoisseur friend? Explore our collection of humorous and creative items inspired by the quirks of traffic. From mugs to prints, find a thoughtful gift that resonates with their love for the stories behind every jam and rush hour. Celebrate their passion with witty designs that turn daily commutes into amusing narratives.

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I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae... mockup

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

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New Road Signs to Watch For:

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Dog Crossing

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Family traits.

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"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes." mockup

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

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Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season. mockup

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

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Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway. mockup

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

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'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!' mockup

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

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'Go to Hell'

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'That is one nasty whiplash!'

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Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead. mockup

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

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'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.' mockup

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

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All-way stops.

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'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much! mockup

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

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'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.' mockup

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

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'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.' mockup

'You know when I was a kid, all the stoplights were in black and white. Pretty dang confusing, actually.'

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Speed Limit.

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Clark gets nailed.

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'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...' mockup

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

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Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Merge left...merge right...converge center.... mockup

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

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'And he wants to be a road block!' mockup

'And he wants to be a road block!'

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Bigfoot gets yet another speeding ticket.

Bigfoot gets yet another speeding ticket. mockup

Bigfoot gets yet another speeding ticket.

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"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare." mockup

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

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"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?" mockup

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

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People of low social status next 4 exits.

People of low social status next 4 exits. mockup

People of low social status next 4 exits.

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'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!' mockup

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

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Crossing the street.

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"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this." mockup

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

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'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.' mockup

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

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How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER. mockup

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

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Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through. mockup

Man Painting Lines on the Road, as the Cars Drive Through.

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"Go on... We dare you!"

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Traffic Tales Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Traffic Tales Connoisseur Mugs

Discover our range of mugs featuring traffic tales and creative designs—ideal for connoisseurs who love to start their day with a smile.

Traffic Tales Connoisseur Pillows

Find cozy pillows celebrating traffic tales and city commutes—great for adding personality to any space.

Traffic Tales Connoisseur Prints

Explore art prints inspired by traffic stories—bringing humor and creativity into their home or office.

Traffic Tales Connoisseur T-Shirts

Browse our witty traffic-themed t-shirts—perfect for expressing their love for traffic tales with humor and style.