Traffic Connoisseur Gifts

Road Construction

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Sorry, my accelerator's stuck.'

'Carpal tunnel alert'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Play Rush Hour

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

Lawyer Xing

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'I need to work a different shift.'

Stretch-Camel.

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'