Traffic Nerd Gifts

Searching for something special for the traffic nerd in your life? Our collection offers witty and creative products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that any traffic enthusiast will love. Perfect for those who find joy in traffic lights, congestion, and road signs, these gifts combine humor with their passion. Whether they’re a traffic engineer, highway enthusiast, or just love the chaos of city streets, our witty designs will make their day brighter and their workspace or home more playful.

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Local drivers had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

Local drivers had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled. mockup

Local drivers had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

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Dog Crossing

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New Road Signs to Watch For:

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Family traits.

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'Oh no a speed camera.'

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'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.' mockup

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

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Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep. mockup

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

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Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season. mockup

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

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At the gallery of Fine Art.

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority. mockup

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

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Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway. mockup

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.' mockup

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

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Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries! mockup

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

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Traffic Lights Medicine

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"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious." mockup

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

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"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!" mockup

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

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'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.' mockup

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

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Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead. mockup

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

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"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed." mockup

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

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"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?" mockup

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

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All-way stops.

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"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?" mockup

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

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'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.' mockup

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

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Lawyer Xing

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'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!' mockup

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

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Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.' mockup

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

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UFO at the traffic lights...

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Car Restrictions

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Clark gets nailed.

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Speed Limit.

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'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.' mockup

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

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'I'll do the talking.'

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Traffic Nerd Gifts Collection

Traffic Nerd Mugs

Explore our collection of traffic-themed mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for the traffic nerd who loves a good coffee break.

Traffic Nerd Pillows

Browse our funny and charming traffic-themed pillows—great for adding personality to lounges, bedrooms, or offices of traffic lovers.

Traffic Nerd Prints

Discover striking prints that celebrate urban traffic and street signs—unique artwork for the traffic nerd’s favorite space.

Traffic Nerd T-Shirts

Check out our witty traffic-inspired t-shirts—ideal for the roads enthusiast who wants to wear their passion with pride.