Transportation Nerd Gifts

A Train of Thought

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"Rowing a ship was a lot easier than flapping airplane wings."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

Attention: Speed Troughs

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Small Government Is Here

They Always Say That

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

A Cumulonim-bus

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Alien Ride Shares

American Way of Life