Transport Cafe
Transportation Buffs Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for transportation buffs? Our collection features humorous and stylish items that capture their passion — from vintage vehicles and modern transports to creative cartoons. Ideal for those who love cars, trains, planes, or anything that moves, these gifts add a fun, personal touch to their space and wardrobe. Surprise a vehicle enthusiast today with a gift that fuels their interest and makes their day a little more playful.
U.S. Transportation System
Acme. Breakable prop transporter.
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
Replacement Bus Spotters.
Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion
"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."
Ever Given
"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"
Run from the hills!
Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"
Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.
Auto-Pilot.
A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.
Attention: Speed Troughs
S**t Creek Halt
They Always Say That
Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.
Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.
"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."
A Cumulonim-bus
Oar-tobahn.
Hackney-Coach Stands
'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'
'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'
This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!
How do fish get to work?
'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'
"How much if I pedal?"
One Man and Two Trucks
Transportation Buffs Gifts Collection
Transportation Buffs Mugs
Explore our collection of transport-themed mugs—perfect for adding a humorous twist to their coffee or tea routine.
Transportation Buffs Pillows
Check out our fun transportation pillows to bring comfort and character to any space in their home or office.
Transportation Buffs Prints
Browse vibrant transport-themed prints to adorn their walls with humorous and artistic designs that showcase their love for movement and travel.
Transportation Buffs T-Shirts
Discover amusing and stylish transport-inspired t-shirts that let their personality shine while celebrating their passion for vehicles.