Transport Buff Gifts

Replacement Bus Service

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Cab drivers exchange insults after bumping into each other.

Auto-Pilot.

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Oar-tobahn.

"I guess that's the non stopper then."

'How does it contrast with the livery of London Transport?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Western Outfitters.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."