Prehistoric Transport Buff Gifts

'I like it, but it rides a little rough.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

Ever Given

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Run from the hills!

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Auto-Pilot.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Is the fire included?'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'