Classic Transport Historian Gifts

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Latest Railway Marvel.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Ever Given

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Trainspotters.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Railway accidents

Vehicles driving into a hole.

The development of cars.

Wheel Passes MOT

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Accommodating.

'I like it, but it rides a little rough.'

Intermodal transport.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

The Last Cab-Driver

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Styx Ferry

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried