Transit Buff Gifts

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Auto-Pilot.

Attention: Speed Troughs

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

S**t Creek Halt

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

A Cumulonim-bus