Transit Buff Gifts

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Wall Street...

Happy Tots Day Care.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Attention: Speed Troughs

They Always Say That

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

S**t Creek Halt

Auto-Pilot.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

A Cumulonim-bus

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.