Traffic Safety Nerd Gifts

What happens when a bendy bus tries to avoid a rabbit.

Indians waiting at traffic lights to attack stagecoach.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"On your left."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Nice park. . .

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Attention: Speed Troughs

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Give Way To Cyclists

Zero gravity ahead.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

The Cone Ranger

Watch for Pedestrians.

Caution! School Crossing.