Traffic Safety Nerd Gifts

What happens when a bendy bus tries to avoid a rabbit.

Indians waiting at traffic lights to attack stagecoach.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"On your left."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Give Way To Cyclists

Zero gravity ahead.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'