Traffic Safety Buffs Gifts

Narcoleptics Crossing.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Crossing

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Zero gravity ahead.

Give Way To Cyclists

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'That is the bike lane...'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Self-driving cars are the future?

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

All-way stops.

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

The Cone Ranger