Road Safety Buffs Gifts

Using road signs to explain an accident.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

One Way - Yield

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

How Am I Driving?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I brake for animals'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.