
Texting while driving
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Texting while driving
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
Please Drove Carefully.
'Are we nearly there yet?'
Dog Crossing
No jay walking.
Street signs you don't want to see.
"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"
"Careful."
"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
One way only.
'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."
Computer Controlled Car
'I thought forty is the new thirty.'
'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
Nice park. . .
"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."
"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"
"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
'Where's the circus, buddy?'
'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'
Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
Speeding Forklift
'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'
Policeman giving paramedics a fine.
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'
Car with a rams head sticking out the front
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