Traffic Officers Gifts

Short Sighted Driver.

"He said we can just ignore the sign."

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"Careful."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Family traits.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'