Traffic Officer Gifts

"He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he's just showing off."

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

'Can I call you back?'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Zebra Crossing

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'I just love the snow, everything is so peaceful!'

"How can a hands-free phone be dangerous? I just don't see it!"

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

It's alright darling, I'm driving hands free

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"New year's resolution - respect pedestrians!"

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

The End Is Near

Speeding Forklift

Digital Communication.

'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'I've stopped you on suspicion of texting while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. I'm going to require a thumb sample...'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

"You got this."

Accident adds insult to injury: 'Moron!'

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

"When I asked to see your licence I meant your driving licence, not your dog licence."

"It's perfectly safe ? I've switched to hands-free." (Driver steers with his feet while talking on mobile phone).

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Speed bumps

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Put me down! You're driving!"

"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."