Traffic Police Officer Gifts

"If you have to drive that slow, put on your emergency flashers to warn other drivers. Or better still, wear a hat."

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."

"You do realise that it's against the law to text whilst driving, madam?"

"I was reading the anti-texting billboard."

?50 speed sign

'Get a move on, you're late!'

I Love Problems

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"Careful."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Family traits.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."