Transport Police Officer Gifts

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Careful."

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Family traits.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."