Transport Cop Gifts

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

"Are you calling this a roadworthy and correct light??!"

"It doesn't say anything about Snapchat."

"Dad won a prize! A policeman gave us a ticket good for $150!"

"Looks like another case of sneezing while driving."

"This license is printed on parchment."

"I've seen some distracted driving over the years, but looking in the rearview mirror at your ass takes the cake."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"The roads are safe, it's the cars you have to watch out for."

"You were doing over eighty miles an hour. What do you expect? I was listening to The Flight of the Bumble Bee."

"Please remove your driver's license from your ass, sir."

"Things are closer than they appear in the mirror, Richard."

"Can I see your license sir."

'What? Driving under the influence? How was I supposed to know that gang of kids had been drinking?'

'A ticket?! She cut me off!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"It's just a little summons for parking illegally in front of the restaurant. This won't affect our relationship, will it, Darlene?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'