Transport Driver Gifts

'I heard the driver say that he was off to Edinburgh, so I thumbed a lift...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

How Amazon was invented

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

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