Logistics Driver Gifts

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Better times ahead.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sister Cities

Exit Next Left

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."