Lorry Drivers Gifts

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'They'll never be able to replace drivers with technology. Hey, what are those drones doing?'

Transport Cafe

'Don't ask for directions'

'Who ordered the Christmas special?'

how's my flying..?

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

How Amazon was invented

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Sister Cities