Lorry Driver Gifts

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

'Unexpected victory.'

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

Danger Explosives.

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

"Never mind my driving. How is your driving? Oh, a little defensive are we, now that the shoe is on the other foot? Well, boo-de-hoo-hoo!"

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

".. Toad is determined to drive Heavy Goods Vehicles."

"Bob, if you get out of there, I could fit one more in."

'Harbouring new asylum seekers'

'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

"...Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 45 minutes!"

'Do you think the human genome project will ever find a gene for truckers?'

Lorry Driver Crisps

'Sure it's safe to haul toxic waste. I've been doing it for five years.'

Before Brexit/After Brexit

"Well, after an 18 hour delay what alternative is there?"

"You must admit that chocolate covered hazardous wastes are better than plain hazardous wastes."

Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

Delivery Driver. . . Pay Rise.

Brexit Wrecks Havoc On British Supply Chains

"I'll take any model here so long as it's got a full tank."

"No time to wait!"

Enjoying Brexit?: UK fuel shortage

Good drivers can interpret every sound their vehicle makes.

"The truck is fine but these outsourcing practices worry me...

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

"Please give up your well paid employment contract and come to Great Britain for three months to work for a lousy pittance..."

Petrol 10 kms ahead

"What's your name?"