Lorry Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't stop for global warming.'

Speeding lorry with Morris Dancer outlines on front.

Trucking Competition

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Mine's camper."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

They Always Say That

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

Undersized Load

S**t Creek Halt

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

How do fish get to work?

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Hackney-Coach Stands

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Where has he been so long?

Lucky car.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!