Lorry Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't stop for global warming.'

Speeding lorry with Morris Dancer outlines on front.

Trucking Competition

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

S**t Creek Halt

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

How do fish get to work?

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Hackney-Coach Stands

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Where has he been so long?

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Lucky car.

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

No Hand Signals

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.