Logistics Enthusiast Gifts

Logistics Experts

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

That side up.

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Event Planning

"Look everyone - our supply chain is back up and working!"

"Supply chain issues have forced me to raise my price."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Supply Chain

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

You Shouldn't Have

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Special Delivery!'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'

'I hate when they do this.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

Where has he been so long?

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'