Logistics Lovers Gifts

Supply Chain

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Petrol tankers leave Jerusalem Fire Department.

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"I had half a date last weekend."

You Shouldn't Have

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"You overpacked again."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.