Lavatory Logistics Lover Gifts

Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.

The Missing Sock Returns

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Supply Chain

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"I had half a date last weekend."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".