Lavatory Logistics Lover Gifts

Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

Supply Chain

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Airport

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"I had half a date last weekend."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'