Logistics Aficionado Gifts

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Supply Chain

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

You Shouldn't Have

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Ice Cream.

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Transporting Live Cargo

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

That side up.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

Intermodal transport.