Logistic Lover Gifts

Soldier dragging tins around

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

A trevor of trainspotters

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"I had half a date last weekend."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"You overpacked again."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Baggage Claim

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Santa's elevator