Labor Logistics Lover Gifts

'I don't care what my mum looks like. I only care she's got a huge wide pelvis.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

Airport

Baby name suggestions.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Baggage Claim

Ice Cream.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.