Labor Lover Gifts

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Time Clock

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Folding Container.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

I'd rather be at the office.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."