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Wait, what? I thought this was spec work!

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Time Clock

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

The Workaholics Building

Folding Container.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

I'd rather be at the office.

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'It's a screaming ladies part.'