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Gordon Brown

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Crab with a clown face.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stop and Birch

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”