Labour Lover Gifts

Gordon Brown

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Crab with a clown face.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Stephen Fry

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Stop and Birch

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"#notguilty."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Intellectual Property

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.