Job Lovers Gifts

'It wasn't the job, I loved the job! But with a family to support I had to look for something with better pay and prospects!'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Resume Dumpers

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

I'd rather be at the office.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Plumbing Company Executive

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

"I love my job!"

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

'I'm looking over your resum?, there is one opening we have for you.'

Latrinologist

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

"You say you love your job. Are you nuts?"

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

Workaholic on holiday 2

'No, you can't telecommute.'

Curse of the mutant gene.

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

New Pope.

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."