Career Lover Gifts

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Supermom.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Boom

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

The Workaholics Building

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"