Career Lover Mugs

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Supermom.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Boom

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"I'm a working mom."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'I received matching offers.'