Job Lover Gifts

"I love my job!"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

I'd rather be at the office.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

'It was love at first sight!'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

Latrinologist

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

Workaholic on holiday 2

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

Curse of the mutant gene.

'No, you can't telecommute.'

"Yay! The last day of school! What am I saying? For the next 75 days, I'll be miserable! No books! No quizzes! No homework!"

"You say you love your job. Are you nuts?"

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

New Pope.

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

'Gentlemen, our corporate profits.'

You said the answer is not as important as the process.

"Can't we just do this online?"