Job Lover Gifts

"I love my job!"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

I'd rather be at the office.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

'It was love at first sight!'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Latrinologist

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

"You say you love your job. Are you nuts?"

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

'No, you can't telecommute.'

Curse of the mutant gene.

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"Yay! The last day of school! What am I saying? For the next 75 days, I'll be miserable! No books! No quizzes! No homework!"

Workaholic on holiday 2

New Pope.

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

'As a matter of fact, he's outside working on his swing right now.'

'Gentlemen, our corporate profits.'

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

Guy cleans a monitor with a squeegee.

You said the answer is not as important as the process.