Career Devotee Gifts

Will Work for Ever

"I go that extra mile!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'I forgot the question.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Brian works in stem cell research

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

"He's a typical kid. Spends all day on that thing doing his genetic sequencing."

Desk sale

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"I love my job!"

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

'You call that ambition?'

"Well, besides 'being famous for being famous'... what life goals do you have?"

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'